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MATCHMAKER


A young lady visited a matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a good man. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The marriage officer said,
"Your requirements please."
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home at my leisure, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and being silent when I want to rest."
The matchmaker listened carefully and replied,
"I understand. You don't need man you need a television."

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